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George receives a phone call.

"Hello," he answers.

The voice on the other end says, "This is Jessica. We met at a party about 3 months ago."

George, "hmmm... Jessica? You say we met 3 months ago?"

Jessica, "Yes, it was at Adam's house. After the party gave me a ride home. On the way home, we parked and got into the back seat. You told me I was a good sport."

George, "Oh, yeah! Jessica! How are have you been?"

Jessica, "Well, I'm pregnant and I'm going to kill myself."

George, "Say, you really ARE a good sport!"



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