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My wife reminded me of an incident that occurred when we were newlyweds living with my parents for a couple of months until we closed on our house.
"Your mom and I were sitting in the family room when your father suddenly walked down the hall naked drying his hair with a towel. I quickly turned away and your mom started screaming at him. He just kept walking saying, 'Sorry, I didn't know anyone was in here--besides, it's my damned house.'"
"So you saw everything?" I asked.
"Yeah, it was hard to miss. He walked right by."
"So, um, tell me, whose is bigger?"