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Little Johnny had a gambling problem. He'd bet on anything. One day, Johnny's father consulted his teacher.

The teacher said, "Sir, I think I know how to teach little Johnny a real lesson. We'll trap him into a big wager that he'll lose."

Johnny's father agreed to cooperate with the plan.

The next day at school, the teacher watched Johnny making wagers with the other children, and she said, "Johnny, I want you to remain after class."

When all the other children left the classroom, Johnny walked up to the teacher and, before she could say anything, told her, "Don't say it. I know what you're going to say, but you're a liar!!"

"Johnny!" the startled teacher said, "What are you talking about?!?"

"You're a fake!" Johnny continued, "How can I believe anything you tell me? You've got this blond hair on top, but I've seen your bush and it's pitch black!!"

Trying to keep her composure and stay cool, the teacher said, "Johnny, that isn't true."

"I'll bet a dollar that your bush is black as night!" Johnny challenged.

The teacher saw her chance to teach Johnny a lesson. "Make it twenty dollars and you have a bet," she said.

"You're on!" Johnny whipped out a twenty dollar bill.

Before anyone could come into the room, the teacher quickly pulled up her dress, dropped her panties, spread her legs, and showed Johnny that her pubic hair was as blond as the hair on her head.

Johnny hung his head in defeat. "You win," he said, handing her the twenty dollar bill.

The teacher could hardly wait for Johnny to leave so she could call his father back. She reported to him what had happened. "Sir," she said, "I think we've finally taught him a lesson."

"The hell we have," the father muttered. "This morning, Johnny bet me fifty dollars that he'd get to see your cunt before the day was over."



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