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Three working women were having a round of drinks in a nearby bar and started boasting of having the biggest cunt among them.
"My cunt's so big you could stick a fist in it," said Sheila.
"What lark!," Jenny replied. "You can jam a foot in mine!"
The third one, Celeste, didn't have time to state hers. She had already slid down the stool she was sitting on.