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A man's car stalled on a country road. When he got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside him.
"Your trouble is probably in the carburetor," said the cow.
Startled, the man jumped back and ran down the road until he met an Amish man. He told the Amish man his story.
"Was it a large red cow with a brown spot over the right eye?" asked the Amish man.
"Yes, yes," the man replied.
"Oh, I wouldn't listen to Bessie," said the Amish man. "She doesn't know anything about cars."