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Why Studying is Better Than Sex

You can usually find someone to do it with.

If you get tired, you can stop, save your place and pick up where you left off.

You can finish early with-out feelings of guilt or shame.

When you open a book, you don't have to worry about who got there first.

A little coffee and you can do it all night.

If you don't finish a chapter you won't gain a reputation as a "bookteaser."

You don't get embarrassed if your parents catch you.

If you aren't sure what you're doing, you can always ask your roommate for help!

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