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A Sunday school teacher was teaching on heaven to a class of kindergarten aged students.
She asked them, "Kids if I sell my house and my car, and give all the money to the poor, do I get to go heaven?"
The children in unison replied, "No."
She asked them again, "What if I quit my job and spend all my time helping orphans, then do I go to heaven?"
The children again replied "No."
The teacher then asked the children, "Okay, just how do I get to heaven?"
Little Johnny in the back row slipped up his hand.
"Yes Johnny, how do I get to heaven?" the teacher asked.
He replied, "You gotta be dead first!