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A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway. Walking toward his ball, he saw a man lying on the ground, groaning with pain.
'I'm an attorney,' the wincing man said, 'and this is going to cost you $5000.'
'I'm sorry, I'm really sorry,' the concerned golfer replied. 'But I did yell 'fore'.'
'I'll take it,' the attorney said.