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Sister Mary was having a class on vocations. She asked the students what they wanted to be when they grow up.

Sister Mary: "Tommy, what would you like to be?"

Tommy: "I'd like to be a fireman!"

Sister Mary: "Fine, Tommy. Susie, how about you?"

Susie: "I want to be a nurse!"

Sister Mary: "Susie, that's wonderful. Joey, how about you?"

Joey: "I want to be a priest."

Sister Mary: "God bless you, Joey. Margaret, what about you?"

Margaret: "I want to be a prostitute!"

Sister Mary: "What did you say?"

Margaret: "I want to be a prostitute!"

Sister Mary: "I'm not sure I heard you correctly. Say that again, please."

Margaret: "I WANT TO BE A PROSTITUTE!"

Sister Mary: "What a relief! For a minute, I thought you wanted to be a PROTESTANT!"



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