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A drunk staggers into a Catholic church and makes his way into the confession box. He says nothing.
The bewildered priest coughs to catch the man's attention, but the man stays silent. Then the priest knocks on the wall three times in final attempt to get the man to speak.
Finally, the drunk replies, "No use knocking, pal. There's no toilet paper in this one either."