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Ever wonder if Mr. and Mrs. Santa Claus ever joined the mile high club in the sleigh??

There is no doubt! Do you really think the sleigh only goes out one night a year? Come on, there's testing, training and maintenance needed throughout the year. Mrs. Santa is a redhead anyway, she enjoys a good roll in the sleigh from time to time.

The other thing to know is that Rudolph's nose was not some mutant fluke, he was not actually born that way. What really happened was that he got completely embarrassed (and a little nauseated) during a training flight when he didn't remember Donner's warning not to look back. He turned his head and caught a glimpse of a 350+ pound naked Santa getting his freak on with the not so dainty Mrs. Claus.

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