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A fortune 500 company opened a brand new sales territory deep in the heart of China. This area was so remote that few foreigners had ever been there before. The company decided to send it's best salespeople there one at a time, for one month each. The idea being to acquaint them with the people and customs of the region.
Well, the first salesman spent a month there and then it was another salesman's turn. The two of them meet at a remote train station as the first is leaving and the second is on his way in. "Man it was great" says the first, "the scenery is beautiful, the people are friendly and everything is so cheap."
Then the first salesman cracks a devious smile... "and I've got a special surprise for you. Go into any restaurant and order the extra special egg-roll, hold the hot sauce. Got that?" "Extra special egg-roll hold the hot sauce " the second salesman replies. "Right" says the first "you're going to love it!" And with that the two part company.
Well the first night there the new salesman remembers the advice, goes to a restaurant and orders the extra special egg-roll, hold the hot sauce. "Extra special egg-roll hold the hot sauce, one dollar" Says the waiter. The man gives the waiter a dollar.
"You now in strange exotic land ..." says the waiter, "where many words have special and hidden meanings" and he points to curtain leading to a hidden room. The salesman walks through the curtain and behind it is the most beautiful, dark haired oriental girl he has ever seen. She is totally naked and the salesman has a hard-on inside of five seconds. Without saying a word she drops to her knees, undoes his pants and gives him the most incredible blow job of his entire life.
The salesman cannot believe his good fortune. After all he has many, many dollars and a whole month to spend them. Each night he goes from restaurant to restaurant and it's always the same. Extra special egg-roll hold the hot sauce, you are now in strange exotic land where many words have special and hidden meanings, incredible naked girl, unbelievable blow job.
On his last day there, on the way to the train station he figures he just has to do it one more time. This time, however, he's running late and a big hurry. "Give me the extra special egg-roll", in his haste he neglects to say hold the hot sauce "here's the dollar." "You now in strange exotic land ..." the salesman interrupts "yeah, yeah, yeah where many words have special and hidden meanings, blah, blah, blah." And off he goes to the back room.
He can't believe his good fortune, this girl is even more ravishing than any of the others. "What a way to go out" he thinks as he hurriedly un-buckles his pants. She's on him in a second, it's feeling fantastic, until...
She chomps down with all her might on his pecker. "OH MY GOD ..." he screams in agony "why the hell did you BITE me?" He lays writhing on the floor in pain, blood gushing from his nearly severed member.
"You now in strange exotic land ..." says the girl, wiping the blood from her mouth, "where many words have special and hidden meanings." She smiles a wry little smile. "You forget to say hold the hot sauce ..."
"Extra special egg-roll WITH hot sauce have little bite to it."