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Three men: an Englishman, a Frenchman, and a New Yorker get stranded on this island full of cannibals. It is not long before they are found and taken before the chief, who explains that they will be skinned and eaten and their skins will be used to make a new canoe.

The chief asks them if they have any last words before they are killed.

The Englishman says "God Save The Queen" then is killed.

The Frenchman says "Viva La Revolution" then he too is killed.

Then comes the New Yorker who pulls out a switchblade and starts stabbing himself saying "FUCK YOUR CANOE!"

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