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A priest and a nun are walking through the Sahara desert searching for their next oasis to stop at when a sand storm hits and they get lost. After a day or so the camel keels over and dies.
Realizing that their lives would not be long lived, the priest says to the nun, "you know we have been bound to our religion and unable to indulge in worldly desires, but now, if you'd like, we can commit a sacred and pleasurable act."
Confused, the nun asks, "What ever do you mean father?"
The priest then explains, "well it really is quite miraculous, when I stick my penis into you, it brings life!"
The nun looks astounded and shouts "forget about me. stick it in the camel!!!"