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A cheating paint contractor had been skimping by thinning his paint excessively. Nevertheless, he managed to land a big job painting a church. He was almost done when a major storm came up. It washed all the paint off.
Amidst the thunder and lightning, he was shocked to hear a loud voice, "REPAINT, REPAINT---THIN NO MORE!"