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A guy walks into a bar and buys a round for the house. The bartender asks him what he's celebrating.

"I just sold my dog for $1000," the man brags. The crowd drinks a toast to his dog.

"I saw you walking that mutt once. Why would anyone give you a $1000 for a dog like that?" the bartender asks.

"He could play poker," the guy explained.

The bartender is astounded. "You sold a poker playing dog for only a $1000?"

The guy shrugs. "He weren't that good. Stupid dog, every time he got a good hand he'd wag his tail."

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