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My buddy and I were sitting in the bar complaining about how long it has been since we were laid. So finally after a few rounds of draft we decided to check out the local whorehouse.
The house madame after realizing our state of intoxication realized she could make some easy money, unscrewed the light bulbs and put two blow up dolls in each room and said "The girls are more than ready".
Later that night a little sober from the walk back to the bar, curiosity got the best of me so I said how was it?
Buddy says "It was OK although I think I got ripped off, she didn't moan, she didn't groan, she didn't even move she didn't talk. I think she was dead.
I said "I got ripped off too, All I did was chew on her tit she farted and flew out the window.