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A man goes into the doctor's examination room. When the physician finally enters he instructs the man to remove his hat. When the gentleman complies, the doctor is stunned to find a huge bullfrog apparently growing from the man's forehead.
"My God," the sawbones cried, "How did this happen?"
"I don't know, Doc," the frog calmly replied, "but it started out as a wart on my ass!"