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An ACORN employee in Philadelphia goes to jail for Voter fraud. They put him in a cell with a three hundred pound guy thick as a tree trunk with a shaved head and prison tattoos. Having heard what happens to new guys in prison and being nervous, he figures he had better introduce himself. He extends his hand and says with a quivering voice, "Hi my name is Jack Hawkins."
The big guy extends his hand and says by way of introduction, "Turner Brown." Little Jack Hawkins passes out. The big guy puts him on a bunk and waits for him to come to.
"Why did you pass out?" the huge convict asked.
Hawkins replies, "What did you say your name was?"
"Turner Brown," he replies.
"Oh God," little Jack said. "I thought you said 'TURN AROUND'."