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A guy sits down at the bar, orders a drink and holds his head in his hands. When the bartender comes back, the guy is swearing softly under his breath and shaking his head.
"Hey Bob, what's happening?" asks the bartender.
"I'm in DEEP SHIT," replies the customer. "I just got caught screwing my neighbor."
"Oh wow!" says the barman, "Who caught you? Your wife?"
"No" said the customer, "HIS wife!"