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This Amish man was heading home one day with his horse and buggy and was stopped by the highway patrol.

The officer says to the man "You have a broken tail light, so I am going to have to write you a ticket for that."

Then the officer notices a large brass ring around the horses balls with a rope tied to it and going back and into the buggy.

The officer says to the man " You know that is cruelty to animals so I am going to have to write you a ticket for that too."

So the officer gave the tickets to the man and the man went home. When he got there he said to his wife "Ma you won't believe it but the highway patrol stopped me today."

"Really, Pa, why is that?"

"Well," he said. "The tail light on the back of the buggy is broken and something about the emergency brake."



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