A father is sitting in his chair watching t.v. when all of a sudden his 9 year old son comes running through the house.
The boy runs into the kithchen grabs a handful of m&m's pops them in his mouth runs back through the livingroom grabs the cat, bites the cat and runs out the door.
The father sits there dumbfounded and wonders what his son is doing. Well a few minutes later the boy runs back in the house and does the same exact thing.
He runs into the kithchen,grabs a handful of m&m's pops them in his mouth then runs into the livingroom grabs the cat, bites him and runs out the door.
Now the father is REALLY curious about what his son is doing so the next time he comes in he was just going to have to ask.
Well sure enough a few minutes later here comes his son running into the house to the kitchen grabs a handful of the m&m's runs into the livingroom grabs the cat and bites him and when he went to run out the door his father stops him and says, "son what in the hell is wrong with you?"
"Nothing." says his son.
"Then why are you running into the kitchen grabbing a handful of m&m's popping them in your mouth then running in here grabbing the cat and biting him then taking off out the door?"
The boy replies," I'm practicing on being a biker like you daddy... popping pills, eating pussy and runnin'!!"