Two Mississippians are walking down different ends of a street toward each other, and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?"
"Jus' some chickens."
If I guesses how many they are, can I have one?"
"Shoot, if ya guesses right and I'll give you both of them."
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